August 9, 2019 - Crim Bait

Some great stuff and some not so great stuff this week. See if you can work out which is which. Imran decides that he can share a duplicitous plan with Toyah without consequence after he learns that the bail hostel across from Claudia’s may never be built, and lives to regret this decision, Eileen’s wrestling moves, particularly her clothesline, have come on leaps and bounds this year and, as Rachel’s face will testify, she’s probably due a shot at the next WWE PPV, while Robert’s awful lies continue, thankfully briefly, for another week. Meanwhile, Evelyn has a whole number of simultaneous scams running at Dev’s while he’s away and she gets the upper hand against both Mary and Steve, and the writers have made Emma sad this week and this cannot be allowed to continue — Emma is lovely and needs to be happy at all times; capiche? Elsewhere, Carla stinks at making even the most basic of breakfast meals while Roy is screaming for painkillers in the background, Gary’s plans for world domination continue unabated, and Kev doesn’t think much of Kim Kardashian’s par five arse.