Episodes
Saturday May 28, 2022
May 27, 2022 - Mighty Eight-Function Spray Nozzle
Saturday May 28, 2022
Saturday May 28, 2022
Tim makes yet another appointment with Dr Gaddas but this time, no really, he’s going to go to it, and to make sure, he drags Sally along with him. A mysterious whistleblower to the council forces Amy and Jacob to abandon their scummy flat and move in with Steve and Tracy. Summer continues to push herself too hard ahead of her exams and once again fails to properly manage her diabetes for fear of gaining weight. Daisy makes it clear to Daniel that she misses him but points out that nothing can happen between them while another woman’s bra is drying on his radiator. Hope throws a sickie and discovers Phill’s secret, taking her revenge with a digger. Craig has an impossible time as he attempts to predict Faye’s mood and he succeeds in constantly saying the wrong thing to her. Sean has a bad date with a man and his hamster farm, and almost fails to see his Mr Right when he walks right under his nose. Abi’s plans are gaining pace while Imran and Toyah receive an unexpected offer from Social Services regarding Elsie. Jacob knows a thing or two about kid’s TV. Tyrone prefers the gentle setting. Shona sings ABBA.
Saturday May 21, 2022
May 20, 2022 - ASBO Omelette
Saturday May 21, 2022
Saturday May 21, 2022
Imran tempts fate by nipping to the office ahead of Alfie’s Naming Ceremony as Elliot prepares to make strong allegations. Fiz is nervous enough ahead of a dinner date with Phill and his friends and she’s sent rushing out of the restaurant when details of her past come out over the poppodums. It’s a big week for Max as he discovers his fate from the judge for spiking Amy’s drink and learns which school he’ll be attending after being expelled from Weathy High. Daniel is encouraged to apply for the permanent teaching role at school but issues with his family weigh heavy on his mind. Jacob’s personal hygiene issues give Eileen the fright of her life. Tim wins a romantic couple’s overnight getaway at one of Debbie’s hotels and orders some medicinal enhancement for the occasion. Gail likes Carry on Screaming. The Edinburgh Trip was a success. Michael needs podcast recommendations.
Saturday May 07, 2022
May 6, 2022 - A Crafty One on the Khazi
Saturday May 07, 2022
Saturday May 07, 2022
Amy is relieved to learn that Max has survived his leg surgery as this means she can get justice. Homeless Stu forgets to order food for Speed Daal’s Eid celebrations and takes drastic measures to put things right. Faye finally receives the results of her test following her phantom pregnancy but everyone seems more concerned about Craig’s reaction. On her first proper day, Aggie fails to make a good impression with Mr Thorne but discovers some unsettling information about Peter’s liver transplant. The Undertaker’s mistake rate goes through the roof as his self-imposed sleep deprivation starts to take its toll. Kirk dreams up a noisy way to incentivize the knicker factory’s sales team. Abi goes to extreme lengths in an attempt to talk Toyah out of marrying Imran. Ken writes a song. Steve does Platoon. Gail knows what she’s talking about.
Saturday Apr 30, 2022
April 29, 2022 - Bum Pipes
Saturday Apr 30, 2022
Saturday Apr 30, 2022
Eileen remains suspicious of The Undertaker so she goes to his house to find evidence of a cat or another woman. Tim continues to ignore Sally’s concerns about his lack of bedroom enthusiasm. Jacob starts his new job at the factory but thanks to an outburst from Simon, he finds it difficult to win over his new workmates. Toyah is disappointed to learn that Leanne thinks her relationship with Imran is for the convenience of Alfie's custody. Aggie is transferred to a new department at the hospital and is nervous about meeting her new boss who has a reputation for being a stickler for the rules. Alya and Yasmeen build bridges as they make plans for a charitable event for Eid. Following a shocking incident at school, Daniel threatens to come clean to Amy about Max spiking her drink. Kirk is eating for two. Maisie covers her ears. Gail blames the parents.
Saturday Apr 23, 2022
April 22, 2022 - Insignificant Other
Saturday Apr 23, 2022
Saturday Apr 23, 2022
Summer is arrested for being diabetic and the story of her eating disorder is finally revealed. After reflection, Abi offers a truce to Imran and Toyah who are hell-bent to prove she’s back on the muck. As work on Rick the Chin’s house is started, Ed and Paul find a bag full of lovely cash stashed under the floorboards. Eileen and The Undertaker are back together on the show which means there must be a misunderstanding to threaten their relationship. Sally gets back from Gina’s again and is more determined than ever to get rid of Tim’s Mum. Daisy decides that the best way to protect her relationship with Daniel is to set Nicky up with one of her friends. Mr Little has some explaining to do. Simon is a grass. Ashley has a sex cardigan, too.
Saturday Apr 16, 2022
April 15, 2022 - The Geronimo Contract
Saturday Apr 16, 2022
Saturday Apr 16, 2022
Ahead of planning the funerals of both her parents, Kelly gets a call to let her know she’s due to inherit a small fortune from Rick the Chin’s estate. Daisy isn’t looking for things to worry about as Daniel and Nicky are thrown together to organize a school trip to Edinburgh, while a recently single Mrs Crawshaw is on the prowl. Sam finds himself discombobulated when Jalena comes over to Nina’s Rolls for a chess date. Sarah decides to throw the cat amongst the pigeons by offering a bonus to the sales rep who brings in the most new business, but while Faye and Michael compete, they take their eyes off an unlikely champion. Summer’s lengthy revision sessions worry Billy and he calls on assistance from Amy who makes a troubling discovery. Faye and Craig decide to try to have another baby and then change their minds. Imran suspects that Abi is back on the muck so makes a shocking proposal to Toyah regarding the long-term care for Alfie. Roy buys cider. Tommy can belch the alphabet. Maria’s insta game is on point.
Saturday Apr 09, 2022
April 8, 2022 - TinkerTime
Saturday Apr 09, 2022
Saturday Apr 09, 2022
With his move to Australia coming up, Jon finally discovers the truth about his grandad’s death. Toyah decides to try and adopt Elsie on her own while Imran’s entire life begins to unravel. Roy convinces Nick that allowing Sam to continue playing chess may be a perfectly acceptable way for him to deal with his grief. Tyrone tries to put on a brave face as Fiz leaves the street to begin a new life in a fancy new house with Phill. Everyone wants to give Summer their opinion on her drinking exploits from the previous week. Daisy and Daniel’s cohabiting bliss is threatened when Nicky arrives with new of a job offer at Weathy High. Despite Gary and Maria’s repeated attempts, Kelly refuses to visit her rapidly declining mother in hospital. Tim’s Mum still hasn’t left. Steve demands identification. Shirley Bassey sues.
Saturday Apr 02, 2022
April 1, 2022 - Roy Likes Trains
Saturday Apr 02, 2022
Saturday Apr 02, 2022
Gary struggles to come to terms with Laura’s fake confession and tries to convince Kelly to make amends with her dying mother. Tim’s Mum continues to be a barrier to prevent Sally and Tim from having their way with each other and it proves more difficult than anticipated to get rid of her. Phill receives some bad news about his job, which pushes Fiz to insist that the house is sold as quickly as possible to free up that delicious equity. Faye hides her pregnancy from Emma while Emma hides her new relationship from Faye. Summer is throwing herself into her studies, which causes Billy, Todd, and her friends to become concerned that she’s not looking after her health. Nick has exciting, non-chess-related news for Sam when he books him into an Easter Space Camp in Manchester. With Abi’s custody hearing coming up, Imran finds it harder to separate his life and plans with Toyah from his new life with his son. Maria is badass. PC Tinker rides again. Australia is not ready for Jon.
Saturday Mar 26, 2022
March 25, 2022 - Shame and Syphilis
Saturday Mar 26, 2022
Saturday Mar 26, 2022
In breach of his bail conditions, Adam tricks Lydia into meeting him at the mall where he intends to trick her into a confession, but she has other ideas. Steve continues to jeopardize his relationship with his daughter, and her future, by throwing a series of spanners into any plans she has for independence with Jacob. Faye’s allergies to a flea-ridden Peanut temporarily mask a more biological reason for her feeling sick in the mornings. Sally’s home from Gina’s to find Tim randy as all get-out and his mother more determined than ever to play a blocking role in him doing anything about it. In the midst of council elections, Maria learns that Weathy County’s training ground is being moved to a location that may disturb one of Gary’s long-held secrets. Daniel can’t look up. Beth is itchy. Craig uses Fabreeze as a verb.
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
March 18, 2022 - Bananarama Tribute Act
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
Imran discovers the truth about Abi’s baby while Toyah continues to do her best to show up at every inopportune moment. Daisy finds it difficult to avoid being the jealous girlfriend while Nicky’s attempts to become a teaching assistant do not go smoothly. Gary is concerned about Laura and her attempts to get in touch with her private investigator so makes her soup and calls on Dr Gaddas. Grace turns up for Glory’s birthday party but her true intentions are predictably more fiscally-driven as she demands more money to keep silent about her last disappearing act. Amy finds it difficult to keep her new relationship a secret from her parents. Maria doesn’t plant a tree. Kirk used to be a bee. Bernie goes for a pee.